My wife, Stacy, told me this actually happened last night:
She woke me up during the night to say, “Roll over, you’re snoring.”
I lifted my head, looked at her, and then laid backed down in the same position.
Stacy said again, “Please turn over!”
I replied with agitation, “What are you doing?”
I replied with more agitation, “I don’t understand what you’re saying!”
Stacy repeated her desire for me to roll over…again.
My final (and hateful) reply was, “I don’t know why you are waking me up like this!”
She laughed.
Did I ever roll over? Nope.
Thank goodness Stacy didn’t take it personally because she knew I was in some type of deep sleep.
P.S. I MUST stop watching Jerry Springer re-runs before I go to sleep. Yes, I am kidding.
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